Like the Australian two step but with rattle snakes. (I can't believe I feel the need to say it but, just don't do it.)
nah, I ante gonna fight you. But I am gonna make you walk the Texas two step.
by Little England April 2, 2017
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Twister, but every other square is covered in one of three substances; human defecant, ejaculant, or urinate.
Person 1: I heard you took a vacation to French Polynesia. How was it?
Person 2: It was great, I learned this game called the Tahiti Two-Step.
Person 1: Wow that sure sounds fun.
by Khanituss March 7, 2021
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When one guy sits on another guys lap on the toilet and they both drop a heavy, smelly load simultaneously.
“Dawg.. just polished of a full pint of Ben Jerry’s Chunky Monkey..”

“Bruh.. I feel Moscow Two Step is in the making..”

“Bet!!”
by Asian Obama October 1, 2022
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As opposed to taking the time to do something by the numbers or per the provided instructions, you throw out the plan and proceed directly to step two. In other words, fuck it.
Chris saw that he was short on time as well as patience when he came up to the jump, and needed to catch up. So he said he was going to step two and said fuck it and goosed the throttle and got into the air.
by Karl Hungus March 9, 2023
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A girl fucks two guys at once while attending Baylor University.
Ay that Baptist two-step we pulled last night was sick, I was trying not to make eye contact with you cause that would be gay. Go bears
by Hk1234 January 14, 2021
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The Thalwil Two-Step - Verb - To take one step back, and one subsequent step to the side, thus avoiding the incoming issue and absolving you of responsibility.
I submitted a request to headquarters to get a status on my project and they totally gave me the Thalwil Two-Step.
by Jon McDougal Stamerica June 26, 2007
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