A pseudonym for the lager Stella Artois. A lager that is popular with the non-landed gentry of the UK.

The combination of said gentlemen and this potent tipple is cause for concern for many local constabularies, ambulance services and battered wives.
Daz: Oi, Shazza where'd you get that black eye?

Sharon: Baz had was on the Stella 'Ard Bastard again last night.
by GroundKarate October 19, 2020
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