A steg is well known Glaswegian slang for a person who is particularly well endowed. Usually arises after 5 a sides football, during banter in the showers. The ongoing assumption is that black football players tend to be "stegs". Origin is unknown, perhaps an alcohol-fueled pronunciation of stag.
Alright, fuckin steg ya mad cunt?! Christ you were wielding that shit like a chainsaw last night, almost took my eye out!
by Steasy February 8, 2012
An elongated, pointy and pyramid shaped penis. Very dangerous, yet intriguing.
When flaccid, the steg shrinks down to an accordion like state.
When flaccid, the steg shrinks down to an accordion like state.
Susie pulled down Jimmy's pants to reveal a raging steg and immediately creamed. A man who bears the steg is a rare breed who shall be forever cherished!
by The ripper of dank objects November 12, 2018
Portsmouth word (rare)- adj. steggy. Steg denotes a person of limited personal hygiene, specifically a pikey. Here we're talking Wayne Slob.
by Tom Dangerous July 16, 2003
by Aedyn September 2, 2019
A huge dinosaur that inhabits the upstate New York region. This animal is characterized by awkward movement, strange twitching of the extremities, and an ususually large cranium; often seen moving his lips in an erratic manner for no apparent reasons and sweats in locations thought impossible to sweat from before his time. Has a tendency for the same gender
Guy 1:"Man, your such a steg"
Guy 2: "No I'm not, I actually have some rhythm and I like chicks, dude"
Guy 2: "No I'm not, I actually have some rhythm and I like chicks, dude"
by D-rock June 4, 2004
Billy take a gander at that broad.
Who?
The big un over there - looks like Desperate Dan in a skirt.
Crikey! What a steg!
Who?
The big un over there - looks like Desperate Dan in a skirt.
Crikey! What a steg!
by Sphagnum November 22, 2011
by Steg April 7, 2004