Someone who’s book smart but lacks the common knowledge. Tends to be goofy looking and you can tell from a distance that they are a different breed:0
“Hey did you see that guy, total steam boat willy”
by Carly rivers October 5, 2020
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giving a 69 while you backstroke on the water
you and me can head back to the pool and we can do the steam boat willy
by dr.doppio October 27, 2021
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a steam boat willie is when you find a homeless man and call him willie, place a captains hat on his head then he proceeds to shit a horrible homeless shit on your chest. while he does this you yell out loud "I I caption!"
hey girl I'm so in love with you. lets get crazy and do a steam boat willie together!
by syko_ January 30, 2009
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When you're at a Disney park and Mickey Mouse flops out his hot diggity dog, you drop to your knees and perform fantastic fellatio.
Deano loved his trip to Disneyland after Mickey surprised him with a Steam Boat Willie
by TeenaVajeeeena August 3, 2017
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