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Stawberry Milkshake 

After fellatio is performed on a male, the male stikes his female partner in the nose, causing the blood running from her nose to mix with the semen in on her lips, giving the appearance of her having consumed a strawberry milkshake.
Yo, bitch, you want a fuckin' strawberry milkshake or what?

Stawberry Milkshake 

When having sex with a menstruating woman, the penis is pulled out just prior to ejaculation, then manually ejaculated into the pool of smelly blood on the sheet. The resulting mixture is known as a "Strawberry Milkshake"
I heard Tommy shared a strawberry milkshake with your girlfriend.
Stawberry Milkshake by Bluegill August 12, 2004

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake? 

A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

Strawberry Milkshake

You poke a hole with a sharp pin in the side of the man's penis and block the main urethral hole with tape. Then when you are about to cum, you cum in your partners mouth with the pin hole and out comes a mix of cum and blood.
Man, my dick still hurts after yesterday she had me perform the strawberry milkshake.

Dude that's hilarious.

Strawberry milkshake

Strawberry milkshake is a cold drink with strawberry flavour. You can drink it almost anywhere or make it at home: there are instant ones in store. But what if you can't find/buy one?
Put a glass of milk in a pot. Add squished strawberries, they should be like a pasta. Mix well until you have a nice texture (it might take a few minutes, you can add milk if you need to). Put the strawberry milkshake in a fancy glass and done!

Strawberry Milkshake

After giving a girl (or guy) a nice big facial, the reciever punches the giver in the nose. The mix of semen and blood looks like a strawberry milkshake.
After I ran out of juice, I gave her a knee in the nose and mixed it around using a reverse basket of fruit
Strawberry Milkshake by ben May 13, 2005