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The hottest guy in the world once you meet him you will want to have sex with him and if his first name is zack then he is greater than chuck Norris if you try to mess with a stauber then you will be taken down. he is amazing at everything especially in the bed. girls are always chasing him around just to get one touch off of him if you know stauber then you should feel very lucky. Basically a stauber is as good as god. But only if his first name happens to be Zack stauber.
i just did a stauber. i had sex three times in one night then went out and won a championship soccer game.
by awsomeness101 May 16, 2011

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