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A Person, Place, Thing, or comment left on a facebook status update that completely kills off the topic prior to full development.
User: "Why do I get sick so often!?"

Bomber: Obscenity, involving an embarrassing moment, or just overall comment that nobody cares to add too.

"Prolly from all the man chowder!"

The topic is now dead, nice Status Bomb.
by iXist April 01, 2011
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Commenting on someone's Facebook status with something that has nothing to do with the status. This includes starting conversations with other commenters and annoying everyone else on the string.
Status: that new movie was awesome
Status Bomb: Hey Terry, do you still have my drill?
by Keifer411 December 21, 2012
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Originating from the Facebook Website, this term is used in the situation that your friend has accidently left his or herself logged into his or her account on your computer, phone, etc. After coming to this realization, you immediately update their status to something degrading, obscene, or just plain wrong.
-"dude!! Sam left his Facebook up on my computer!"

-fuckin' deece! Status-Bomb his ass!"

-(in the status box) "my name is Sam and I love boys...if you're into long walks on the beach and doing homo-things...get at me ;)"
by Sweet13ness February 18, 2009
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Commenting on someone's facebook status and not addressing the topic. The topic could be boring or just to change the subject and is known as Status Bombing.
Bob's Status: We're going to the movies on Friday afternoon. Going to see a new release.
Sally: My microwave is broken.
This status bomb had nothing to do with the movies. Therefore Sally has changed the subject.
by JannyShmanny March 17, 2017
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When a Facebook friend adds a comment to a poignant and meaningful status update totally unrelated to the topic and ruins your special revelation.
Facebook Update: So excited, it's a boy!
Facebook friend comment: Check your mail bitch, we're at Chili's yo!
Facebook Updater comment: Status bomb much, bitch? I'm having a damn baby boy. Bitch.
by MaddyG1 June 22, 2012
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