by Ms. Martha March 20, 2019
The act of squatting over a mirror naked staring into you're starfish (anus) to the point of sexual arousal and eventually gratification
My wife came home early from work and caught me stargazing over the hall way mirrior. I wiped all the fog from it but she still made me throw it out, and I have a lot of explaining to do.
by The Dapper Gentleman October 23, 2019
by LostInFandoms June 17, 2015
when you tell your parents that you are attending your friend's 'birthday party' while all invited guests are really down at the beach playing spin the stick and making out with eachother. also, when some of your friends decide to 'sidestep' for the males attending this party and later feel extreme regret for this decision. ;-)
Jp told his parents we were at the beach stargazing, while in fact everybody was making out with eachother and sidestepping.
by Breezy2917 January 2, 2006
When you watch someone from afar but you don't really talk to them, date them or they even really know you. But you basically think someone is physically attractive.
"I think I might have a crush on Tina" - Alex
Tim - "Nah you don't. You don't know anything about her, you just stargaze her."
Tim - "Nah you don't. You don't know anything about her, you just stargaze her."
by Mandogy November 3, 2016
1. A type of fish
2. A man gazing at the stars
3. A song by Rainbow and one of the best rock songs ever
2. A man gazing at the stars
3. A song by Rainbow and one of the best rock songs ever
by Joseph Hiller (Hiller II) September 19, 2019
The act of watching someone's valuables when nature calls, such as when pulling an all-nighter at Starbucks.
Wow, I just can't hold it anymore, and you look like a respectable chap. Would you be willing to Stargaze my laptop while I hit the lav?
by Yugo Buoy July 11, 2014