Stanlito is an very interesting being. It spawns in the greater vicinity of the wooden school of Wilanow, Poland. Not much is known about this entity as it remains silent most of the time. Its primary resting locations include either the classroom or the cave, where many nasty and uncomfortable things happen. Its primary interests are in firearms, far-right politics. Legend says that he carries a glock-17 in his backpack. He enjoys talking about how abortion should remain illegal and about the fact that women belong in the kitchen. One of his friends (shocker) is Carlito, a entity that has similar interests. He believes that bleach can cure autism, according to his speech the method is slightly un-orthodox. The method is meant to kill its host. Also he is known for not submitting any work for english for the entire past school year. This year he picked the social science pathway, he hates it with his entire body strength. Even though picking on people with different political views brings him joy.
Student: “And thats why women should have the right to express themselves”
Stanlito: “No, you are wrong, all woman should remain in the kitchen and if they are autistic they should be used as fire wood
by Pałalizator February 2, 2023
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