A prestigious private university where the asshole students can't decide whether they are better than everyone else because they're rich (which they are) or because they're smart (which they aren't). The parties suck and the girls are mediocre. The only bright side is that there are fewer hippies than at Berkeley.
by Rob March 9, 2005
by Adrian October 3, 2006
a place that everyone will praise you for getting into if you do get in, and that everyone will tell you has ugly girls and crappy parties if you don't. basically, it's impossible to decide if stanford is actually a good place to go to school, but it sure is badass. and also, it's impossible to get into; white middle-class kids with 1700 on their SATs and a few cool ECs get in, and half-mexican kids with 2250 on their SATs and legit ECs don't. it's the biggest crapshoot in the history of the universe.
"I got waitlisted at Stanford University, and am very bitter. If you got in, go elsewhere so that you can open up spots."
"Stanford University is in the middle of Palo Alto, but for some reason everyone still wants to go there over UCLA, which is a great school in the middle of Los Angeles."
"Stanford University is in the middle of Palo Alto, but for some reason everyone still wants to go there over UCLA, which is a great school in the middle of Los Angeles."
by chon3 April 2, 2008
The worlds most hated college student. The Rapist raped a unconscious girl behind a dumpster and was sentenced to 6 months for "only 20 minutes " and only served 3 months cause any longer would ruin his swimming career and will effect him.
by WTFISWRONGWITHTHISCOUNTRY September 7, 2016
a woman bends over expecting a possible doggystyle session, instead she ... stanford handkerchief :)
by Stadium Status December 4, 2007
A move popularized by Stanford students in which a male shoots his load inside a female by surprise and then grabs ahold of her and shakes her up as if she was in an earthquake.
by spankyMc May 18, 2009
by AaronLycanUW November 5, 2020