Double-stander

"A double stander is, of course, someone who stands and takes up double the space"

- Jack Douglass

God damn, I hate double-standers. They take up so much space.

by Vadrone July 25, 2014

Bernie Stander

A (usually white) liberal who thinks Bernie Sanders is the best thing to ever some out of politics. These people will lose it when someone brings up his shady immigration ideas and imperialist agenda. These people don't know how revolutions work or what real socialism is.

Me: Bernie Sanders thinks immigrants are responsible for low wages and wants to continue Israel's oppression of Palestinians.
Bernie Stander: What the fuck did you just said to me? WOULD YOU RATHER VOTE FOR TRUMP!!!!?????

by Young Black Jack February 22, 2016

non-stander

Any female. Given this name because the inferior gender cannot take a piss standing up.

Go eat a dick non-stander!

I hate when you shit on me for being born without a y-chromosome!!!

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 17, 2009

Backwards Stander

One who bends their legs backwards in a locked position when standing straight up. Their legs are not bent all the way, it is bent enough to see a slight curve in the leg. It is not known what causes this phenomenon, but looks very messed up.

When a person is standing straight up and locks their legs. With most people, they lock in a straight-up position. With backwards standers, the leg is bent backwards farther than any leg should go.

by Chris Bingley November 14, 2007

Stander cycle

Performance and standards of a street legal motorcycle however, the rider is standing on a platform or “deck” instead of sitting down.

I started riding Go-ped scooters as a kid, now I have a motorcycle license and ride a stander cycle.

by ho-pedder September 6, 2023

Pipe-stander

Someone who is insolent or doesn't do what they are told.

"Why didn't you go across the street like I asked? God, Goody you're such a pipe-stander."

by Sassafrasshole January 13, 2012

stander

a stander is the type of person to sleep standing up to avoid getting suffocated.

"there's a stander, I never though I'd see one."

by tryeten is 4'9 September 3, 2021