Stan Smith

A Stan Smith is a family man with conservative values. A Stan Smith has a sexy chin, has a beautiful voice, wears a wig to cover his baldness, and is fat. He also has a round ass. The typical Stan Smith has an annoying housewife, a loser son, and a staunch liberal daughter. A Stan Smith is typically employed at the CIA and has come into contact with an alien on at least one occasion. You know you're a Stan Smith when you have a talking German goldfish.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that guy with the sexy chin?
Person 2: Yeah, he has quite a voice.
Person 3: And his ass is to die for!
Stan Smith: Hello gentlemen. The name's Smith. Stan Smith.

by LiberalDestroyer007 August 16, 2018

Stan Smith

An old-school, classically popular make of Adidas trainer with a simple, streamlined design.

first launched in 1965, and then renamed the Stan Smith in '71 when he began to endorse them

by coined December 30, 2005

National Stan Smith day

National Stan Smith day , is where everyone wears their Stan smith shoes to honor the amazing person and the amazing idea

Becky : Omg I love your Stan smiths

Jaquan : thanks , I got new ones for national Stan Smith day .

by Jessielocker April 17, 2019