Known as one of Western Australia's top schools, St Mary's is a school that prides itself on looking the best, even if that means only endorsing those students who achieve the highest marks, receive the most awards, or get into the most prestigious universities. This often results in the neglect of lower achieving students who are never recognized and may actually require the extra attention. Ironically, it is sometimes these lower achieving students who the school asks to return to school to speak publicly when they win Olympic medals, become lawyers or discover new species. It is then customary for St Mary's to look upon these people with pride, exclaiming, "We created this!", when in reality they did no such thing.
Tv Presenter: And this next woman has recently discovered a cure for cancer...
St. Mary's: You know, she went to St. Mary's Anglican Girls' School. She went to OUR school.
St. Mary's: You know, she went to St. Mary's Anglican Girls' School. She went to OUR school.
by neuroscientologist June 23, 2012
A sorry excuse for a college filled with the biggest collection of unambitious, bottom-feeding, filthy, ugly, slacker, loser, scumbag dregs of the earth to be found anywhere on this planet. One is either a 60's retread, a redneck hick, or of a lower middle class background of which you're the first to attend college. Faculty consists of third-rate teachers with degrees from third-rate (at best) institutions who couldn't find a job anywhere else. A certificate from an auto mechanic trade school would do more to make you a contributing and valued member of society than anything from this place.
St. Mary's College of Maryland typical student conversation:
normal person: "so what's your major" ?
hippie retread: "huh" ?
normal person: "you know, what do you plan to do with your life, what are your goals" ?
hippie retread: "uh, what are goals"
normal person: "so what's your major" ?
hippie retread: "huh" ?
normal person: "you know, what do you plan to do with your life, what are your goals" ?
hippie retread: "uh, what are goals"
by pawzavitch July 30, 2009
St. Mary's Anglican Girls' School is located in Karrinyup, Perth, Western Australia. This school is known for having top academics in Western Australia; However, the girls who get accepted are usually the gorgeous, want to be slutty, dumb ones who have money as well as the quiet, prude, smart, not so weathly ones. Each girl is placed in one of six houses: Craig, Hackett, Lefroy, Riley, Wardle or Wittenoom. Craig wins everything each year so there is no point for the other houses to even try. This school does have a very strict uniform. One has to wear their hair up everyday to prevent lice, the girls are not allowed to have on any make up, they are not allowed to roll their skirts; however, all girls roll their skirts to show more leg to teachers and fellow female students. The real "bad girls" wear the Physical Education uniform for the whole day. Their brother school HALE views St. Mary's girls as
"girls who make up for their lack of intelligence through their wanna-be slutty and bitching behaviors" it is no wonder why everyone hates a SMAGS girl.
"girls who make up for their lack of intelligence through their wanna-be slutty and bitching behaviors" it is no wonder why everyone hates a SMAGS girl.
by WhAtThEeFf_MaTe November 14, 2009
BEST HOUSING IN ALL OF MOUNT ST. MARY'S! Where all of the alcoholics come to puke on our shit or pass out in our showers while throwing up weed, where on every saturday morning the two most obnoxious girls (even tho they r sweethearts) feel the need to scream at the top of their lungs and wake everyone else up, where you need 2o drunk sophmore girls to get ur back over some shit that aint nothin, home of the sexiest 4 girlz (Amanda, Taybi, Alina and T)where someone's either hooking up or fuckin EVERY NIGHT! where 6 am is the best time to come back home after a long night, and where the constant aroma of beer fills the hall, best RA EVER!where all the rules are broken and getting piercings becomes a hall program, where retards light leaves on fire and almost burn down the Terrace, when going out and getting drunk turns back massages into a humping session and turns jungle juice into tie-dyed bed sheets. What can we say, girls on 2nd DUB are the craziest, wildest, sexiest chicks ever!!!
by Mount St. Marys 2nd DUB Girls April 22, 2005
Most students use to be on piss and are in jail but ever since Mr Shields came pussyos took over. The only year that is entertaining is year 9 at written time (2018-2019). Also St Mary's is notorious for drill artist SL studying there.
When the head was Mr Ughwujabo:
"What school do you go?"
"St Mary's Catholic High School Croydon"
"Oh shit I'm sorry I'll leave you alone"
"What school do you go?"
"St Mary's Catholic High School Croydon"
"Oh shit I'm sorry I'll leave you alone"
by TMGKendrik1994 June 13, 2019
facts:
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows
It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows
It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all
kid: do you st mary's
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum
by mumstealingyalist May 5, 2022
by Greg Heffley the real one March 9, 2022