A catholic school (though often not apparent) located in historic downtown Annapolis, home of the legendary Saints. Also home to many boozers, stoners, smokers, dippers, and lax players. Considered poor because of low tuition and crappy rented public playing fields it is full of many rich preps that let you know they are rich preps. Known mostly for champion lax teams, men’s and women’s, it also has strong soccer, cross country, and wrestling teams. It is full of some of the most spirited and crazy fans known to start tailgating the day before a game (any game) starts and end several days after (win or loss). The Saints' archrival is the even richer and snottier Severn school. A school full of worthless trust fund babies who have a snowball's chance in hell in beating the Saints in anything. St. Mary's has many drawbacks but is ultimately the best school in the Balto-Annapolis area sending a national record of students to US Service Academies and D1 schools per capita (8 to service academies ('04) and the entire women's lax team, among others, in '05 out of a class of around 140 students). Often imitated rarely duplicated, the real Harvard on the Severn.
Know where I can find a party? I dunno call someone from St. Mary's Annapolis.

We're playing St. Mary's? We can't even pray for help!
by queen of victory, pray for us February 28, 2006
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A lovely college in St. Mary's City, Maryland. Students enjoy drinking Natty Light, Natty Bo, and Rikoloff Vodka, fondly known as ricky. They also love to smoke wed. Some learning takes place.
Come visit camp st. mary's! It rulz. Terry will greet you fondly, along with the wolf Farkas. You will see lord and maybe get a chance to smoke wed with him.
by cuntherine March 11, 2008
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Mount St Mary also known as “The Mount” is New Jerseys second best all girls catholic school in the state, falling short of Oak Knoll. You will prob meet the smartest most athletic chicks here, with their swim team taking the Non Public state title on multiple occasions, their lax team being ranked in the top 10 team in NJ several years in a row, and their rising basketball program. Mount girls are too good for St. Joes boys and way too good for Oratory Prep simps. Will date the Delbarton lax captain and have no issue of pulling him. Might have flings with half of Seton Hall Prep but will leave them wanting more. The tuition for The Mount rises every school year, leaving them in 2022 with a tuition of 30k, did I mention that half the school is insanely wealthy. This school is located in one of Nj’s most wealthiest towns and is 82 acres of land. This is a college campus feel having more than 3 buildings of classes. Mount girls stay fit in their off season from their intense sport by walking almost 3 miles every school day. Often confused with mount st dominic but nothing alike, Mount St Mary is highly ranked in athletics and academics where mount st Dominic had a good softball year once. Treat this girls like your mama because you’re never getting anyone better than your mount girl.
Oratory Kid: I go to seton hall prep, let’s have sex.
Mount Chick:Let me see your dick.
Oratory kid: *shows dick*
Mount Chick: That’s the size of my thumb, you must go to Oratory.
Oratory Kid: You couldn’t tell by the fact I’m a Junior and I am 5”4?
Oratory Kid: I’m chopping this micro penis off and going to attend Mount St Mary next year!
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A small town filled with fuck boys, thots, creepy men with long hair and long beards. Every person in school sips for Xavier Storer even tho he cheated on every girl he dated. Go to the lake, and get a disease. All of the girls here have a body count of 10+ and don’t know who their baby daddy is.
Come to St. Marys, Ohio and leave with std
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a crap lake filled with algae and poisonus fish in ohio that hillbillys go out on in the winter when its froze over with there 4-wheelers
(you) lets go to grandlake st. marys.
(friend) why it smells like ass and i dont want to die from the algae in the water
(you) ur right i just cant wait till winter when i can drive my 4-wheeler on it
by SUDDIE August 13, 2011
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Pretty lame college on San Antonio's west side. It's a backup school for many Catholic school kids which has a tendency to overbook residence halls. If you get stuck in one of those over-booked halls, have no worry - If St. Mary's students don't commute, they leave for the weekend. St. Mary's weekend atmosphere is therefore very quiet (abandoned), and their lack of extracurriculars besides sports and Greek organizations makes it pretty boring. Their expensive meal plans allow you only to buy food from its one cafeteria, which has prices slightly cheaper than carnival food but with quality much worse. Make sure your parents either give you a box of necessities or tons of money, because buying things like shaving cream or soap is quite an investment. Also home to Oyster Bake, a Fiesta event which gets so crowded that many students cannot move through the campus, therefore causing a hindrance to learning or studying that would take place in the weeks before finals.

So long story short: If you want an average education with overpriced room and board on a ghost town campus, go to StMU.
"Why did I choose to come to St. Mary's University?"
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A quite big village outside of Ipswich, in Suffolk.
It has 3 churchs, a co-ops, bakery, lucky star, hairdressers, greengrocers, news agents, a library and a school.
Capel st Mary is an amazing village

That is so Capel St Maryish
by Ally Bally28 March 20, 2011
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