Squwann 

A person who lacks intelligence and enjoys eating his own feces. This person goes through life in a mindless state unless distracted by an object, usually something with great luster.

That guy is really cute by he won't even pay attention to be, hes such a squwann.

Squwann by OneInTheCh4mber October 29, 2011

I Suwannee

the Southern Hospitality vernacular phrase for "I Swear" because bless their hearts they don't put up with no cussin, down here ya'll!

Oh those damn yankees, I Suwannee!

I Suwannee by south african penguins June 30, 2010

squannabe

any person (usually from wall) who would much rather be from manasquan than the town theyre actually from. squannabes go to squan beach, hang out on main st, or go to surf taco/green planet on a regular basis. these people tend to have more friends that go to MHS than their own.

squannabe 1: what do you wanna do tonight
squannabe 2: i dont know... ughh i hate this town. theres never anything fun to do
squannabe 1: i know what you mean. hey, lets just like wander around manasquan town. that's ALWAYS fun!
squannabe 2: yeahh!!!!!

squannabe by aloo October 29, 2007

Suwannee Stomp 

The act of throwing ones leg in the air as if mounting a mini horse, bending the knees slightly and shaking your penis in a rythmic motion

Jonny, Gerry, Darnnell, and Tyler entered all important places using the Suwannee Stomp

Suwannee Stomp by Limi Winks February 21, 2009

suwannee two-shoe

The act of urination while standing with feet planted on two parallel canoes floating down a river

"These blue yummies are properly filtered and ready for release... time for the suwannee two-shoe!"

"Hey Srgt. pull over to shore, i need to pee"
... "that would be far to inneficient, its time for you to pull a little suwannee two-shoe"

suwannee two-shoe by TeamHonkey March 15, 2008

Squanning

Going to Manasquan for the weekend. May include laying out on the beach or frequenting Leggets, the Osprey, O'Neill's and even Parker House in Sea Girt.

"Hey Laura, are you squanning it this weekend?"
"Hells yea I am! Can't wait to do the strut at the Osprey!"

Squanning by ilovesquan June 4, 2009

Suwannee county fl 

A county located in north east central florida,were the county is full of tweakers,whores,and fuckboys who sit in the walmart or publix parking lot trying to impress the local whores by reving there engine or blaring shitty music and to worried about what there truck looks like than getting out of mommy and daddys house,it a place were you can find alot of spoiled kids and adults who had daddys money all there life

Person:im from suwannee county fl
Me:so you a pos or a meth head?

Suwannee county fl by Some_fucker23 March 30, 2022