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1: A nasty fart that squirts in your pants. 2: A poke'mon. John Smith: Hey dude, I just squirtled.
Jane Doe: DUDE you need to change yerr pants yo. |
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This pokemon will rape you with bubbles.
With a smile on its face. 1:Dude, its squirtle!
2:Shitfuck 1:OWWWW!!, my ass! squirtle:*smile* |
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The cuddliest pokemon evar that is a morph between a squirrel and a turtle Ash : Go Squirtle!
Squirtle: Squirtle! Squirtle! |
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At any point in climax of intercourse, you grab a pail of water and proceed to spit all of the water on to his/her genitalia. "Me and my girl were having sex last night, we ended up doing the squirtle (My Favorite)."
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A girl, who is able to squirt. The female is able to gush a clear, odorless liquid out of their pussy's when reaching orgasm. - I think I am in a dry spell, I didn't get lucky at all again last night... how about you?
I caught myself a Squirtle last night! - Damnnn those are rare! :o Why won't a wild Squirtle ever appear before me :( Yeah very thrilling and hot indeed, but I hate changing the sheets everytime |
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Accidental circumcision by skate board He fell of the skateboard and got squirtle
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When a male whips out his penis while screaming "squirtle i choose you" then he yells out "use bubble beam" at this stage the male shoots out bubbles made of his ejaculate, which are free to float around and burst in peoples faces. Person A:Did you see john squirtle at the cinema?
Person B:Yeah, the son of a bitch hit me! Person A:Suck shit! |
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Onomatopoeia: Sound made from blood rushing from a severe injury, such as a gunshot, sword slash, etc. This is generally accompanied by hand gestures showing origin and volume of blood spray proportionate to the severity of the injury. The paladin screamed "For great justice!" He swung his sword, cutting the demon's head off. Squirtle! <hand gesture from the neck, heading away.>
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