Squanching 

The act where one hangs himself and masturbates simultaneously.

Alex loves to go squanching at noon.

Squanching by Jenna Viano August 13, 2015

Squanching 

A rick and morty term that is used when you hang yourself and ejacuate at the same time!

Hey what are you doing I am squanching In here. Rick: sorry man my bad but can I join in.

Squanching by Rob smitch January 21, 2019

Squinched 

According to Solar Opposites S01E01 according to Urban Dictionary to have been squinched means to have been cut loose

OMG Vanbo we've been squinched!

Squinched by Inzaen April 4, 2021

Squinch 

Squeezing and pinching at the same time while taking a huge dump to compress it so that it doesn't rip your asshole on the way out.

The pain made me squinch just in time, or I would have had to get a chopstick to dig that turd out.

Squinch by Phuqit November 11, 2006

squinky 

a huggable lovable individual who really means the world to you; someone you cherish your time with

You're a squinky

squinky by M4rt January 25, 2023

squimchy 

An accurate description of a squishy frog.

That frog is looking very squimchy, and not at all plumpshous.

squimchy by Squimchy Frog_Lover 69 January 21, 2022

Squinkle 

A dirty husband who did not shave his scraggly beard. Usually causes discomfort when he rubs his face upon your skin

Dammit Greg you squinkle! Your beard cut me again!!!

Squinkle by siscan April 10, 2020