Squiggum 

adj: The smallest amount possible, or less then 6 pounds.
noun:semen

note, you can not use squiggum as a noun and adjective in the same sentance.
i.e.> That's a squiggum of squiggum.

Oi! You got your squiggum in my eye!
I only want a squiggum of lotion.

Squiggum by Eloyzen March 26, 2009

Squigums 

A small critter that lives on or under the ground. Must be squirmy. Most rodents and frogs are Squigums but not all. Some birds and mustelids. They are pretty sick.

Remy the rat from Ratatouille is a big squigums.

Squigums by Papa Gape August 12, 2022

Squirgum 

When something arouses you so fast that your sperm leaks out of your penis before it is full chub.

“You just made me squirgum in my pants”

Squirgum by BackPocketRPG December 19, 2021

squiggums

a derogatory term used to mock an over weight African american female that is on her minstrel cycle on Tuesday at sonic during happy hour

whats up mr.squiggums

squiggums by free389 November 13, 2011

squiggus

A perfectly rolled ciggarette.

Oi! Nah Nah! Hey Dickhead Mate, Let me roll a Squiggus!

squiggus by Sommer Brownsteez April 19, 2006

Squiggular

Having the form of a squiggle

(squiggle: A term used to refer to a mark which is not really a line, but merely a meandering trail. )

When first carving your spooky pumpkin, cut out a squiggular mouth

Squiggular by Dr. Skull November 7, 2017