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Squid Jig 

A woman, who dates only Navy (or any military branch) men, for one of two reasons.

A. She is a total gold digger who go after navy guys for their money.

B. Seeking marrige, in the hope he will get transfered to another part of the country to saver her from her small town existance.
"Dude, stay away from her, shes sleeping with half the base. Total squid jig."
Squid Jig by Edward Hyde November 20, 2009
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squid jigging 

v. originally a maritime term for fishing for squid with a hand line but now universally used as a sexual euphemism.

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Howdy be there Peggy girl. Ise be going to take me and my dory out yonder beyond them rocks and do a little squid jigging just now like, see. Please yourself if you want to come.

I'll be thinking that's what she said.
squid jigging by Public_ice September 1, 2011

Jiggly Squid 

When a male's soft penis hangs over the rim of the toilet while he poops, and he decides to play with it.
I accidentally walked in on Andrew playing Jiggly Squid while he was pooping... It was so small.
Jiggly Squid by FrozenCorn June 15, 2010

jigging for squid

orig. a term for squid fishing; now can mean older women pursuing younger men; derived from the use of "squid" to connote high school freshmen
Did you hear Brenda got divorced and took up with a 20 yr old? Man, she can sure jig some squid!
jigging for squid by mo-nina June 27, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026