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When the middle, index fingers and thumb are used secretly to squeeze the the head of the penis repetitively, when an attractive female is near.
Maddie sits next Sean in a slightly to revealing top, Sean see's cleavage and instantly has to squelch his penis, but however Sean wasn't sneaky enough and Romie named him the 'squelchman'.
by Gimmmo April 14, 2011
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