Squartermelon 

The opposite of a Blumpkin. When a guy carpet munches, will the girl drops a deuce. Preferably inside a port-o-potty!

Jency received a squartermelon from Billy at the bar last night.

Squartermelon by classyskinnystall June 8, 2010

sqwatermelon 

1. The act of smashing the female genitals until said genitals excrete moist discharge. Usually involving male penis but has been know to use some of the following: bat, banana, hair dryer, etcetera.. phallic objects.

2. Commonly mistaken for the only word that rimes with, "watermelon."

Hey Alex and Sam, I was just saying how this freak went all sqwatermelon on me after I used this banana on her.

sqwatermelon by SlippyJ November 17, 2011

quartermelon 

Like a watermelon, but 25% of the size. Literally one quarter of a watermelon...

I wanted a damn watermelon, why do I only have a fucking quartermelon you fucktard?

quartermelon by RubberduckR October 3, 2020