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Squappety Blap
When your best friend's brother is blapping you while watching a dvd of old men squatting over a bicycle pump injecting air into their rectum in order to recreate the female queef
Squappety Blap Don't Talk Back!
Wow your brother gave me a right good squappety blapping last night.
Wow your brother gave me a right good squappety blapping last night.
Squappety Blap by Squapstars October 16, 2011
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Squappo • Squapollywog • Squapple • Squampo • squaploosh • squapo • Squappety Blap • squappin • Squappy • squatpocket
Squapple
Squapple by IAmASquapple June 4, 2014
flying squippo
flying squippo by NVCASF February 1, 2019
Squapollywog
1.) A word that implies a formal request of superior and/or simply ourstanding oral sex from a cumguzzling gutter hoe.
2.) asking a hoe for Slurp 'n' burp
2.) asking a hoe for Slurp 'n' burp
This hoe was disrespectful to me while i was breakin up sum weed so i said,"BITCH!! YOU know what time it is, Squapollywog" and the cumguzzling gutter hoe knew to honk my bobo instantly.
Squapollywog by däntè November 5, 2008
squapollywog
Stormy, Desirae, and Mariah LOVEEEEEE smokin' squapollywog and then showing our boyfriends how good we are at it.
squapollywog by STORMYINTHEHIZZZOUUUSANDMARIAH May 3, 2010
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"