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A super solid person. Someone you can count on, also has the ability to spot all forms of bs. Keeps it real at all times.
Leroy was making bank on those fake Rolex's till he was called out by Renee the Squanky over there.
by Mark A Davis September 20, 2007
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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My bestest squanky, I lovehyou.
by Lovelytoes June 04, 2007
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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by Julie December 30, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Something squishy but is also something you can wank over.
OMG, her but is sooo squanky
by Alphonts August 21, 2014
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Acting in a bitchy, emotional, or weirdly off-putting manner. Usually a temporary incident, not typically used to describe someone's regularly demeanor.
"Sorry for being so squanky the other night, I wasn't in a good mood."
by Klark_Kent September 13, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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