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Spy Crab 

A Spy Crab is a truly magnificent creature. virtually harmless, they are usually found around intense battle areas between the BLU and RED team in the game Team Fortress 2.

The Spy Crab, though harmless is often killed by poachers for free "points". The Spy Crab is an endangered species which needs to be protected at all costs. if you see a Spy Crab, then guard it at all costs.
Person 1: Spy Crab! Free Points!

Person 2: NOOOO!!!! *kills Person 1*
Spy Crab by Alaskan Wolf March 25, 2009
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Spy crab 

A rare and magnificent creature often killed in TF2. These harmless crabs won’t kill a soul and are better if protection is available. Do your part by preserving these spy crabs from poachers.
Lad 1: oh look a spy crab
Lad 2: good. He’s a free kill
Lad 1: NO WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING, STOP-
Spy crab by Shadowfox1571 July 27, 2020
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Spy Crab 

A meme from the online FPS Team Fortress 2. When the class Spy holds his disguisekit, crouch, look upwards and walk forward, he kinda resembles the walk of a crab, and hence the name Spycrab was born. Other than being completley worthless in combat, Spycrabrushes is often a huge failure.
*crouching spy, holding disguisekit, looking upwards and walking forward like a spy crab*: I'm a crab!
Spy Crab by Mehplep March 16, 2009

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026