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Is the act of the male placing his genitalia between the toilet seat and bowl and then having the seat slamed down.
Martin walked into the bathroom and decided to sputnick himself as a form of punishment for felching his girlfiends mother.
by Gio April 21, 2004
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an old russian satelite, was one of the reasons for the heightened space race.
guy one- shit dude, i heard the russians launched a satelite

guy two-yea the paper said it was called sputnick.
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a stupid dickhead whos eats spoof
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