spuke

The combination of the words puke and spew to double the effective-ness of both words.

Dude, I read the definition for Pink sock and I freakin spuked!!! Theres some sick fucks out there...

by hamstar April 4, 2005

spuke

The combining of the word "Puke" (as to vomit) and the word "Shit" (as to defecate). Meaning to "Puke" and "Shit" at the same time.

"I pulled my hand out of her pants, and it smelled so horrible, I Spuked all over her and the bed"

by Suicidal King April 12, 2005

spuke

A combination of spew and puke used when feeling unwell or vomiting

I just spuked over there on the grass.

by zara.y May 8, 2021

spuke

Spuke(ing) is the act of a female puking up sperm after swallowing during oral sex

-did you see that new porn video?
- yea it was great until the end when she spuked....

by markmooreforsure March 11, 2009

spuke

The act of ejaculation upon a bitch, then shortly after vomiting on her in your sleep so she is covered in sperm and vomit

Dude I spuked all over this bitch last night, then ditched before she woke up

by cobby hallen October 17, 2011

Spuke

When you sneeze and puke (whether it be in your throat or spit out) all over the place
Tends to happen when you laugh too hard.
Also can be called speezing

Person 1: Dude I just totally spuked!
Person 2: What the heck is that?

Person 1: Bleh, I just speezed
Person 2: Speezed? Isn't that when you sneeze and puke and stuff?

by paulsys June 11, 2013