spront 

Spront

A drincc that has no icce for crystal based life forms. If a crystal based life form drinccs a SPRONT with no icce a strange WHITE creature will come and icce you.

SHIBE becomes the god when it drincc spront

spront by Sprontislife April 22, 2019

Spront 

A typo of the word sprint. The spront is superior to the sprint, and it sounds cooler to say.

Person 1: "Hey, do you want to do some spronts today?"

Person 2: "Spronts? Don't you mean sprints?"

Person 1: "Spronts sounds better."

Spront by Lyta A May 19, 2020

Spront 

The 4 legged jump of a dog as it Spronts onto it's prey.

My Airedale terrier spronted on a Mole.

Spront by 2e1ebr June 4, 2022

sprinted 

When a cell carrier holds your phone hostage because of a "Financial Eligibility Check" under the guise of "protecting" you, in case your phone was stolen. This makes it impossible to bring your phone to a new carrier until you pay off any outstanding charges. This brings you into a cycle of owing them into perpetuity if you wish to port your phone number AND device. If you buy a new phone, you lose the number. If you port the number, you can't use the phone for at least 30 days, even if there's no outstanding balances.

Yo, I ported my cell number, but the new carrier says I can't use my phone because of a Financial Eligibility Check. WTF?

Sucks.

What'll I do now?

Buy a new phone. You got sprinted, brah.

sprinted by TheDarkTaoEr March 19, 2017

Spontaneous Research Call

A Spontaneous Research Call, SRC is a prank call placed to a business in order to research how ridiculously far companies will go to please their customers for more business. Such calls may also be made to international embassies and the like, to confirm or deny media reports. They are often prompted by a crazy tabloid news story in popular culture.

Spontaneous Research Calls have been coined and popularized by The Sir Darryl Radio Experience , the most listened to radio program on the internet.

Sir Darryl will call companies and it reveals the absurdity of our corporate and customer service culture that will say yes to anyone who offers money, notoriety or other compensation. Sometimes, the company's spin machine is at work. At other times, these calls expose the genuine professionalism and helpfulness of the representative. Sir Darryl calls funeral homes, landlords, pharmacies and the like, with unusual requests. The responses from the company reps are either completely insane or absolutely logical, but they almost always follow company policy.

In one Spontaneous Research Call, Sir Darryl called a cellphone company to find out if they could send him a separate phone bill that his wife couldn’t see so that he could hide the fact that he was having multiple affairs. The customer service rep suggested different billing options and promising that the company would not reveal anything to his wife. The rep also detailed exactly how it could be done using the company’s various billing delivery systems.

Spontaneous Research Call by TT99 July 14, 2011

Spronk 

To exceed expectations
Derived from a 2020 meme, Spronk is the combination of 'Sprite' and the popular 'Stonks' meme. It refers to the way Macdonalds post-mix Sprite seems to taste much stronger than that from other places, suggesting that they put more Sprite in their Sprite than one might expect.

(to have spronk) The quality of something/someone having more of you wanted than you expected.
A person that has spronk is someone that stands out in some way because they are surprisingly good at something, but you wouldn't know just by looking at them.
An object or thing that has spronk might be worth more than you thought at first glance.

(to spronk) To do better than you expected you would or to find unexpected reserves or skills that help you achieve something you thought you would fail at.
to outperform projected metrics or overdeliver.

"Damn'! This cocktail has some spronk! Looks like I'm not driving home tonight."

"How did you do in your exam?"
"Well I wasn't confident, but it turns out I spronked it! I got an A"

"How was your date last night?"

"Great success... The man has some spronk, that's for sure"

"So there's gonna be a second date then?"
"Oh definitely... but I'll need some time to recover from this one first, if you know what I mean."

"If you want to impress me, you'll have to show some spronk."

"He sits around all day and does fuck-all. Literally no spronk at all"

"Did you get that house?"
"Nah, It spronked. It went for way more than my top bid."

Spronk by stonksstonks November 25, 2021

spontaneous bidet 

Incident in which you take a dump, and the toilet splashes you back in perineum. This is different from a regular bidet in that it's the toilet water that's splashing you, not a directed tap.
As a rule, this nearly never happens at home, and it frequently happens when you're forced to use a stall with overtly nasty waters or after you've already urinated.

person one: I'm a little worried. I had to use the portajohn at the airshow, and it gave me a spontaneous bidet.

Friend: Dude, you need to see your doctor.

spontaneous bidet by johnboynurse March 3, 2009