a shitty little town in the middle of nowhere with nothing to do for fun in it. This is the reason most kids from springville (and adults too) are doing drugs and having sex.
you go to Springville NY.
that sucks
by pimpman666xxx April 7, 2009
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A long forgotten pile of shit located between Shit Pile 1: Canajoharie, Ny, and Shit Pile 2: Fort Plain, Ny. It smells like shit 24/7, there is nothing but rundown farms and crabby people with shit in their pants, and the sun rarely ever rises over there. If you are a person who cannot function right, Salt Springville is the place for you! Heck, if you are unable to make it to the bathroom in time, you can just use the ditches at the side of the roads or your neighbors field! Just be sure to offer your neighbors weed and meth.
Johnny walked into Salt Springville, Ny and died.
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