A real fucked up teenager who is completely out of control, is usally banging his/her father at the age of 12 and has no sense of maturity or responsibility whatsoever. A teen so fucked up you'd see him/her on the Jerry Springer show.
by Dirty Pig November 5, 2003
"hello everybody, tonight im gonna go party//
drink a lot of liquor and put a thizz in my body//"
-haji springer
drink a lot of liquor and put a thizz in my body//"
-haji springer
by b-low July 26, 2006
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by loco asshole February 7, 2005
a rather smart dog that is relatively easy to train with six inch ears that we still haven't found a use for. This type of dog (if you don't trim it) has so much hair that when it sits on your bed you have a sheet.
Look at the ears on that springer spaniel!
Salesman: "Hello we have a great deal on bedding today."
Customer: "Ok, thanks, but I have a springer spaniel."
Salesman: "Oh...."
Salesman: "Hello we have a great deal on bedding today."
Customer: "Ok, thanks, but I have a springer spaniel."
Salesman: "Oh...."
by Springerz February 17, 2009
1) A rum springer is a commonly used expression when the amish come out to play
2) A rum springer is a person who barely comes out but makes a cameo appearance, generally breaking down the bar
2) A rum springer is a person who barely comes out but makes a cameo appearance, generally breaking down the bar
Joseph: Well gee Jedidiah, long day at the plow?
Jedidiah: I could be sinning right now, lets get drunk
Joseph: Ye hah! RUM SPRINGER!
Jedidiah: I could be sinning right now, lets get drunk
Joseph: Ye hah! RUM SPRINGER!
by Radiobed May 17, 2010
A person who joins a social chatroom and immediately asks who wants to pm, have "fun" or "trade pics" to get a nut off. Not really interested in anything more than that.
Damn boner springer, always wanting to get off without saying hello or speaking about anything first.
by Blazenfireball June 27, 2017