The types of school police that are too afraid to stop the kids who have cocaine in the bathroom, so instead guard the cafeteria against food thieves.
Student 1: Help I'm being attacked! Where are all the Spring-Ford Cops?!
Student 2: They are all in the cafeteria, don't you remember that kid stole a pop-tart?
Student 2: They are all in the cafeteria, don't you remember that kid stole a pop-tart?
by themanwhogoesbyS March 17, 2022