1 definition by themanwhogoesbyS
The types of school police that are too afraid to stop the kids who have cocaine in the bathroom, so instead guard the cafeteria against food thieves.
Student 1: Help I'm being attacked! Where are all the Spring-Ford Cops?!
Student 2: They are all in the cafeteria, don't you remember that kid stole a pop-tart?
Student 2: They are all in the cafeteria, don't you remember that kid stole a pop-tart?
by themanwhogoesbyS March 17, 2022