The tendency for Rutgers University to fuck you over in some way or another due to their incompetence. Be it financially, academically, or otherwise. It eventually happens to everybody that attends the university.
Example 1: Transfer to Rutgers from another college, lose a year worth of credits. You got the RU Screw.
Example 2: Supposed to graduate in May? NOPE! Registrar fucked up your GPA calculations and you were deleted from the graduation list. You got the RU Screw.
Example 3: Financial aid department fucked up and your registration was canceled. You got the RU Screw.
Example 4: Buy a $300 parking permit, get to campus and there is not a single fucking parking spot available or the lot/garage is just plain closed because it's full. You got the RU Screw.
Screweged — Life changing Tantric Christmas Eve sex that is so good it makes you fall asleep and have noetic dreams about your destiny if you don’t change you path.
Both the sex and the dreams cause you to awaken the next day with new outlook on life; and, a desire to change yourself forever
To be simultaneously assailed by the ghosts of pussy past, present, AND FUTURE all in a single night by a partner possessed by THE SPIRIT OF GIVING and superlative Tantric Initiatory skills.
This may or may not actually be a thing.
My wife asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told her I wanted to be Screwged on Christmas Eve.
She was able to accomplish all of this in a single night.
On Christmas Day I woke up AND GAVE MONEY TO THE POOR; MADE BREAKFAST; WAS NICE TO MY IN-LAWS; AND COMPLETED HER “HONEY DO” LIST.