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spoontard 

to walk into a gas station pretending to have a disability in order to confuse the employees; so called, because the originator used a pink plastic spoon in the first ever spoontard.
We're going spoontarding later when we get some corn nuts.
spoontard by spoontard March 21, 2009
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spoontard 

Name given to staff and owners of spoono.com.
Damn spoontards crashed the server once again!
spoontard by John Doe August 16, 2004

Spoonaroo 

To "spoonaroo", you must get a spoon and scoop some peanut butter on it and twirl the spoon as far up your butthole as you can.
"Hey man, I just did a spoonaroo in the bathroom."
"What are you fucking gay?"
Spoonaroo by veinycockpopsicle March 2, 2017
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026