Spoon Dirty 

Gettin' a little "frisky" while spoon'n your girl when she's on her period

Mary and I were spoon'n last night cause she was like on her period, and I decided to "Spoon Dirty". Man, it looked like somebody skinned a dear in our bed!

Spoon Dirty by Julios August 30, 2007

dirty spoon 

When a dirty, coffee stained spoon is left outside of a room to indicate that aggressive penetrative anal sex is being performed inside.

We better not go in there. Ben has left a dirty spoon outside the door.

dirty spoon by Dirty_Spoon June 15, 2016

dirty spoon 

While spooning...the person in the front with their back towards the other person accidentaly or intentionally farts on the person in the back.

How embarrassing, last night I accidentally gave Micah the dirty spoon.

dirty spoon by Sassy 1 March 10, 2008

dirty spoon 

when one uses a previously licked spoon in a virgin jar of food

She dirty spooned the peanut butter so hard last night.

dirty spoon by sideburns September 8, 2013

Dirty Spoon Rest 

When a male is spooning with a female and drips pre-cum on her leg

I just wanted to spoon with him, and he ended up giving me a Dirty Spoon Rest.

Dirty Spoon Rest by The Taxedermist January 22, 2012

Dirty Spoon 

Referring to the penis when going ass to mouth.

I gave her the dirty spoon last night...and she took it!

Dirty Spoon by Willie Northpole November 26, 2009

dirty spoon 

While spooning...the person in the front with their back towards the other person accidentally or intentionally farts on the person in the back.

How embarrassing, last night I accidentally gave Micah the dirty spoon.

dirty spoon by Sassy 1 March 11, 2008