Spoodyitis 

Posting on a message board while sitting on the shitter with your smart phone.

Are you posting on Rube Chat while on the hopper? If so, you have a serious case of Spoodyitis.

Spoodyitis by IAmOnlyJoking December 28, 2010

Spoonitism 

A made-up condition in which a human believes they are a spoon.

That's a horrific case of spoonitism

Spoonitism by Dr Retard September 26, 2005

ankylosing spondylitis

A type of arthritis that primarily affects the spine and sacroiliac joints. Tendons and ligaments may become inflamed where they attach to the bone. Advanced forms may result in formation of bony bridges, causing stiffness and spinal rigidity. An inflammatory arthritic disorder that affects males more often than females. Affected individuals are usually HLA B27 positive.

ouch my back hurts lots and lots lets smoek some weed

ankylosing spondylitis by bean October 19, 2004

spoogyitis 

Lack of bitches

She has spoogyitis, it's best she sees a shrink.

spoogyitis by shrinkinquestion July 6, 2022