A horny sponge who wont admit he wants to have kinky sex with a squirell (sandy cheeks)
Even Patrick knows this...maybe squidward..but just patrick
by James Lowe September 04, 2004
Spongebob Squarepants is bad for kids.
Like listen to the "F.U.N" song!! And carefully watch what Spongebob does too!!
Spongebob squarepants walks around in his underwear.
by Tocho September 28, 2006
SpongeBob SquarePants is a 90's Show

Yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean. He works as a fry cook at the Krusty Krab. During his time off, SpongeBob has a knack for attracting trouble with his starfish best friend, Patrick. Arrogant octopus Squidward Tentacles, SpongeBob's neighbor, dislikes SpongeBob because of his childlike behavior.
First episode date: May 1, 1999
Theme song: SpongeBob SquarePants
Program creator: Stephen Hillenburg
Writers: Stephen Hillenburg, Mr. Lawrence, Paul Tibbitt
SpongeBob SquarePants is The Best Cartoon Ever!!!!
by XYZ + XYZ June 02, 2016
Meaning a female with little or no booty aka flat booty.
Bob: Hey John, you seen that girl with the huge rack?
John: I seen it, but she also got a spongebob squarepants too. yikes
by BWheezy February 06, 2008
A low quality cartoon idolized by 16 year old boys that wear 'My Little Pony' t-shirts.

It is hypothesized by many critics that SpongeBob Squarepants is the modern day equivalent of bloody fecal matter, yet a majority of people argue that bloody fecal matter is far more humorous.
I would rather shove a handfull of razors in my asshole and listen to Celine Dions entire compilation of music than to watch a single episode of SpongeBob Squarepants.
by Tam Datson May 07, 2003
A gay little fagit sponge who loves to rape patrick starr and give him blowjobs.He can't drive because hes always high on crack, and yet one time he got so horney with mr. crabs he took out is tiny sponge dick and burned it on the grill until the hornyness goes away then he'll go anel his snail,Gary with his ,tiny, burnt sponge penis
Spongebob Squarepants: "Oh Fuck Mr. crabs is sooooooo hot ....DAMN getting horney FUCK WHAT TO DO!!!! I know ill burn my tiny dick on the grill so im never horney again": Sponge bob is now burning his dick: Spongebob: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Later...
Spongebob:" NOOOOOO what have i done now i can never have sex with Pat anymore i need to get horney but how?.........I KNOW!! Gary come here"(Spongebob sticks his tiny burnt penis in garys poop hole

Spongebob: OHHHH FUUUCKKK YEHHH THAT FEELS GOOD GARY!!!!!!!!
Gary: mmeeeeoooowww(help!)
by Alpine11011 September 03, 2009
A retarded show that teenybopper girls obsess over. Its only good characters are Squidward and Plankton.
I can't even last 3 seconds on DDR MAX2's "Nearly 130" course because Patrick and SpongeBob kept stomping all over me and fooling around on the machine instead of actually playing.
by dj gs68 July 11, 2003
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