A retarded yellow sponge that is most likely homosexual. The network "nickelodeon" started running the show when it sold out and started airing programs meant to keep small kids between the ages of 4-10 busy.
steve: I wanted to tear my eyes out. My 7-year-old cousin was watching spongebob squarepants when i came home.

joe: That's rough, man. I feel bad for you.
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Spongebob Squarepants: A yellow sponge that lives in a pinapple, submerged underwater with a pet snail, and has friends named Patrick the Pink Starfish, Sandy Cheeks the Texan Squirrel, and has a neighbor named Squidward, that is a squid. Spongebob is a cook at a fast food retseraunt called the Krusty Krab, and has a super thrift boss naed Mr. Krabs. Squidward works as the cashier at the Krust Krab. Spongebob was born by a bunch of pot heads that were huffing lemon floor cleaner and smoking grass and paper, all at the same time, and submitted their idea to Nickolodeon.
Spongebob Squarepants is the #1 kids show currently.
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Meaning female with little or no booty aka flat booty.
Bob:Hey John, you seen that girl with the huge rack?
John: I seen it, but she also got a spongebob squarepants too. yikes
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The lamest cartoon ever made, which makes it even sadder that this show and The Fairly Oddparents are the only two remaining shows of Nickelodeon's good years. A show about an annoying sea-sponge and his equally annoying friends with plots and "jokes" that make every kid in America think they can get whatever they want by going through life acting like a brain-dead moron.
Watching Spongebob Squarepants is very dangerous to one's intellect. My friend watched an episode last month and forgot how to use the toilet for a week.
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- a very fat homely girl who has enormous amounts of cheese on her ass.
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by dan November 03, 2003

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trendy cartoon that really has no entertainment value
im kewl cuz I lik SPUNG BOB!!!! TEHEHEHEHE!
by die April 27, 2003

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Great freaking cartoon.

Spongebob pwns joo!!
spungbob roxorz!!!1111
by Brittany, baybe June 18, 2004

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