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15.
the coolest cartoon besides the simpson's. a reason to lose maturity. see squidward.
i'm stupid, i watch spongebob.
by 251 whodi July 13, 2003
 
16.
A superisingly funny show on a childrens network. About a yellow sponge in pants living in Binki Bottom with frinds Patrik, Squidward, Mr. Krabs and Sandy. He is not to bright, and makes almost every situation funny.
Spongebob Squarepants is an ok show that can make almost anyone laugh one way or another.
by Nick September 08, 2003
 
17.
The reason your child has ADHD (Attention Defecit Hyperactivity Disorder).
Parent: "Timmy, what would you like to watch?"
ADHD-stricken child: "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ... No, let's go ride bikes! ... Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!"
by Percy Jones June 03, 2007
 
18.
a square-shaped figure with skinny arms and legs whom finds his pride and joy at the krusty krab: also known as a sponge
wow...SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS makes some mightly fine krabby pattys!
by tulip March 16, 2003
 
19.
Singlehandedly to blame for Invader Zim's cancellation. Worshiped by five year olds and trendy 18-25 year olds alike.
Greg: Hey, I went to Suncoast after Psych 101 and bought Seasons 1 and 2 of Spongebob.
Kat: I less than three Spongebob!
The kid that plays in the ball pool at Chuck E. Cheese: Me too!
by Eljay August 11, 2005
 
20.
A show that used to be great pre 2005, but ever since then the show has gone downhill and has turned into an all out Spongebob and Patrick lovefest.
Spongebob: I love you Patrick.
Patrick: Wanna have sex?
Spongebob: I'll ask Squidward if he wants to join.
Patrick: I'm hungry. Be right back Spongebob, I'm gonna go eat this rock.

Kid 1: Wow, Spongebob Squarepants is great!

Kid 2: WTF, No it sucks balls.
by Iloveorangesocks August 10, 2010
 
21.
absorbent and yellow and porous
by die July 28, 2003