"whoa! My ass hurts so bad from getting fucked by my girlfriend."
"Don't talk to Donny he's a spokane bitchboy."
"Don't talk to Donny he's a spokane bitchboy."
by nibbernibber niblerman January 7, 2020
Noun. A large metropolitan area, the largest city in Eastern Washington. Known for its meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth and homeless people.
A city once known for its Hoopfest tournaments, but ever since the diarrhea tsunami hit the small town, it is now colloquially referred to as "Poopfest".
A city once known for its Hoopfest tournaments, but ever since the diarrhea tsunami hit the small town, it is now colloquially referred to as "Poopfest".
"Hey babe, would you like to go to Spokane with me?"
"Idk. I guess so. Maybe we could go get high on meth and fuck for 3 days then come back home?"
"Good ol' Spokane."
"Idk. I guess so. Maybe we could go get high on meth and fuck for 3 days then come back home?"
"Good ol' Spokane."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper August 29, 2023
pronounced Spo-can’t
Definitions:
1. vomit or fecal matter.
2. inability to achieve mindless bliss.
3. a fear and ignorance induced paid slavery town in Eastern Washington.
Definitions:
1. vomit or fecal matter.
2. inability to achieve mindless bliss.
3. a fear and ignorance induced paid slavery town in Eastern Washington.
1. “Dude! Your dog just Spokane'd on my rug!!”
2. “I tried to believe in the imaginary greatness of Spokane but I spocan’t!”
3. “I just realized Spokane is actually a poverty stricken, oppressive labor force town pretending to be a civilized city.” “Duh, Spokane is just like every other corporate ruled place in the US!” But let's pretend everything is just peachy.
2. “I tried to believe in the imaginary greatness of Spokane but I spocan’t!”
3. “I just realized Spokane is actually a poverty stricken, oppressive labor force town pretending to be a civilized city.” “Duh, Spokane is just like every other corporate ruled place in the US!” But let's pretend everything is just peachy.
by Wittyhandle October 20, 2021
Friday night
"I'm bored."
"A Spokane's boredom?"
"No way, man!!"
"Nohomo"
"Ok then but dont kiss this time"
"I'm bored."
"A Spokane's boredom?"
"No way, man!!"
"Nohomo"
"Ok then but dont kiss this time"
by raphaelwantsplay September 6, 2022
A night of weed, porn and handjobs between straight friends just for boredom without homosexual feelings.
Get high together and having no gay sex between men
Get high together and having no gay sex between men
"I'm bored. Do you want a Green Spokane?"
"No way, man."
"Nohomo"
"Ok then, but no kisses this time"
"No way, man."
"Nohomo"
"Ok then, but no kisses this time"
by raphaelwantsplay September 6, 2022