3 definitions by Wittyhandle
A mental disorder commonly experienced by mental health professionals wherein an unshakable self-identification of being a giant sugary marshmallow ultimately complicates and disrupts their day-to-day routines.
Puffymallowdysphoria is frequently accompanied by extreme phobias of hot chocolate, fishing hooks, and people who love to make S'mores.
Additionally, sufferers of the disorder are obsessed with sexual fantasies about The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, also known as Mr. Stay-Puft. The fictional character from the Ghostbusters franchise frequently appears to those who acquire puffymallowdysphoria in various BDSM scenarios. Usually as a giant, leather clad, horny marshmallow.
The DSM-5 defines puffymallowdysphoria as a currently untreatable disorder. Citing the reason for no existing form of treatment as, "those who acquire the disorder of puffymallowdysphoria are the mental health professionals responsible for treating puffymallowdysphoria and other related imaginary illnesses."
Puffymallowdysphoria is derived from the Greek words ζαχαρωτό μαρσμέλοου meaning marshmallow and the Dothraki word "δύσφορος (dysphoros), meaning a profound state of unease. In Ewokese the disorder is defined as puffy-mallow-head and is believed to be caused by neurotic thoughts about a persons self importance.
Puffymallowdysphoria is frequently accompanied by extreme phobias of hot chocolate, fishing hooks, and people who love to make S'mores.
Additionally, sufferers of the disorder are obsessed with sexual fantasies about The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, also known as Mr. Stay-Puft. The fictional character from the Ghostbusters franchise frequently appears to those who acquire puffymallowdysphoria in various BDSM scenarios. Usually as a giant, leather clad, horny marshmallow.
The DSM-5 defines puffymallowdysphoria as a currently untreatable disorder. Citing the reason for no existing form of treatment as, "those who acquire the disorder of puffymallowdysphoria are the mental health professionals responsible for treating puffymallowdysphoria and other related imaginary illnesses."
Puffymallowdysphoria is derived from the Greek words ζαχαρωτό μαρσμέλοου meaning marshmallow and the Dothraki word "δύσφορος (dysphoros), meaning a profound state of unease. In Ewokese the disorder is defined as puffy-mallow-head and is believed to be caused by neurotic thoughts about a persons self importance.
Puffy-mallow-dysphoria
A. Damn! That's the third psychologist I've lost to puffymallowdysphoria.
B. I'll get the graham crackers and chocolate.
A. Damn! That's the third psychologist I've lost to puffymallowdysphoria.
B. I'll get the graham crackers and chocolate.
by Wittyhandle September 13, 2021
pronounced Spo-can’t
Definitions:
1. vomit or fecal matter.
2. inability to achieve mindless bliss.
3. a fear and ignorance induced paid slavery town in Eastern Washington.
Definitions:
1. vomit or fecal matter.
2. inability to achieve mindless bliss.
3. a fear and ignorance induced paid slavery town in Eastern Washington.
1. “Dude! Your dog just Spokane'd on my rug!!”
2. “I tried to believe in the imaginary greatness of Spokane but I spocan’t!”
3. “I just realized Spokane is actually a poverty stricken, oppressive labor force town pretending to be a civilized city.” “Duh, Spokane is just like every other corporate ruled place in the US!” But let's pretend everything is just peachy.
2. “I tried to believe in the imaginary greatness of Spokane but I spocan’t!”
3. “I just realized Spokane is actually a poverty stricken, oppressive labor force town pretending to be a civilized city.” “Duh, Spokane is just like every other corporate ruled place in the US!” But let's pretend everything is just peachy.
by Wittyhandle October 20, 2021
A fictional country that first appeared in the textbooks of every primary school as a country built upon the principles of freedom and liberty.
The United States of America is often confused with the actual countries, The United Corporations of America and the country, The Divided States of Amnesiacs.
All rational scholars agree that the United States of America never existed. Saying, "if it did ever exist, it only lasted between 1 to 5 minutes in the minds and hearts of those who conceived of such a nation."
Nevertheless, a loyal following of the fantasy country still exists. Elections are held every four years for an illusionary president. And the belief that the US is the greatest nation EVER is a requirement for membership in several fanatical groups.
Recently, however, growing dissatisfaction with the fantasy of The United States of America has led many people to even doubt the fairness of democracy. With proclamations that democracy is an illusion as well. Nothing more than the tyranny of the majority and the servant of the wealthy few. In turn, this has led many to look for other imaginary countries. Countries such as Narnia, Wakanda, Loompaland even the entire Marvel Universe have experienced a rapid influx of mental migrations in an attempt to escape the reality of a fantasy nation.
The United States of America is often confused with the actual countries, The United Corporations of America and the country, The Divided States of Amnesiacs.
All rational scholars agree that the United States of America never existed. Saying, "if it did ever exist, it only lasted between 1 to 5 minutes in the minds and hearts of those who conceived of such a nation."
Nevertheless, a loyal following of the fantasy country still exists. Elections are held every four years for an illusionary president. And the belief that the US is the greatest nation EVER is a requirement for membership in several fanatical groups.
Recently, however, growing dissatisfaction with the fantasy of The United States of America has led many people to even doubt the fairness of democracy. With proclamations that democracy is an illusion as well. Nothing more than the tyranny of the majority and the servant of the wealthy few. In turn, this has led many to look for other imaginary countries. Countries such as Narnia, Wakanda, Loompaland even the entire Marvel Universe have experienced a rapid influx of mental migrations in an attempt to escape the reality of a fantasy nation.
Sentences:
“The United States of America is the home of the free and a land under God!!”
“Good. Very good my child. Now, it is time to take your Batch-five medication, and then we’ll listen to and repeat today's Doublethink. Remember…Ignorance is Strength!"
“The United States of America is the home of the free and a land under God!!”
“Good. Very good my child. Now, it is time to take your Batch-five medication, and then we’ll listen to and repeat today's Doublethink. Remember…Ignorance is Strength!"
by Wittyhandle October 20, 2021