Sploge
Often referred to a person who is mentally retarded and doesn’t know the meaning of life.That person likes to go on the Gindi diet and drinks Darkfruits.
Sploge
1. Sperm
2. Thrown Frozen Yogurt
3. The Gunk You Get In Your Eyes When Waking Up
4. A Indescribable Mess
2. Thrown Frozen Yogurt
3. The Gunk You Get In Your Eyes When Waking Up
4. A Indescribable Mess
1. Yo I covered that chick in my sploge.
2. I went sploging yesterday out of my friends car.
3. When I wake up i wipe the sploge from my eyes.
4. I walking into the house and it was sploge.
2. I went sploging yesterday out of my friends car.
3. When I wake up i wipe the sploge from my eyes.
4. I walking into the house and it was sploge.
Sploge by JohnOrGod4Short April 25, 2010
Related Words
Sploge • sploge biscuit • sploge fest • sploge sponge • splogee • sploger • A sploge • Splooge • Splode • Splodge
sploge fest
A masturbation party; full of guys. Everyone usually sits in a circle and jacks off in the company of other people. Or jacks each other off
sploge fest by Anal Boss 69 November 6, 2011
sploge sponge
a)Any girl who takes loads of semen up her snatch, down the hatch, in her crack, and on her back. These chicks are down with the creampie be it anal or vaginal.
b)A person who is addicted to being ejaculated in, typically females. Also see whore or slut.
b)A person who is addicted to being ejaculated in, typically females. Also see whore or slut.
"Hey dude, see that girl? She's fucked everyone I know, and I don't even want to go into how many dicks she has sucked. She is a total sploge sponge!"
sploge sponge by Anal Boss 69 November 6, 2011
sploge biscuit
sploge biscuit by e z geezus July 29, 2011
A sploge
Often said to someone who is really retarded and doesn’t know the meaning of life.That person would sometimes refer to himself as allah and goes on the Gindi diet.
spoogebag
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