The Splinter belongs into the trash
by The Splinter March 24, 2021
Named after the Sensei of the Mutant Turtles, this is the ultimate fighting machine: A rat boy trained as a ninja.
by EmmBee February 4, 2005
Frank: "Look at that girl from North Marion, daayyyummm."
Dank: "Dude, I wouldn't touch that. I heard she has splinters!"
Dank: "Dude, I wouldn't touch that. I heard she has splinters!"
by bwoodd November 21, 2010
Splinters often have knee-jerk responses to "I'm sorry, sweetie, but this isn't working anymore" and will reply with "Oh yeah, well, you're a whore"
Splinter is a part of a bigger whole and reminds you it is about the little things in life. It is a true-hearted and open-minded person. A great listener who also keeps an edgy tongue. Don't be misguided by his appearance. Though he's looking sharp on the outside, he is absolutely sweet on the inside and always willing to share his wisdom. You could say he is one of few, and if there was a pocket edition of Splinter you would always want to carry him around.
1. Omg, he's looking sharp, he looks like a Splinter!
2.
Person 1: He is a bit of a hard candy shell, soft nougat center, isn't he?
Person 2: Yeah, that's a Splinter!
2.
Person 1: He is a bit of a hard candy shell, soft nougat center, isn't he?
Person 2: Yeah, that's a Splinter!
by KC78 December 3, 2021
by Kittykatrowr June 3, 2018
a guy with a small penis who gets "wood" or a hard on, but since it's small, it's called a splinter.
by the one who coined the term! thank you! April 9, 2007