Spliced 

Alternative term for being married (Shropshire origin?) Originating from the act of splicing two bits of film together.

"Hey Helen, when are getting spliced?"
"um...I'm working on him!"

Spliced by jenjones March 4, 2010

spliced 

Severly fucked up on multiple drugs. Term taken from the Outkast cd, Aquemini.

Man I drank some liqour and smoked a blunt. I'm spliced!

spliced by BigDaddyKyle January 19, 2004

Spliced 

To be hit by a stick

*gets hit by stick* IVE BEEN SPLICED

Spliced by Chcikeknenqkak January 6, 2017

spliced 

this word, contrary to more common knowledge, does not mean to fuse. but in actuality, it means NOTHING. it is UNDEFINED, much like 0 over 0 (%). but furthermore, anyone with half a brain can realize what such a word means. look at examples below.

"splice it the fuck up"
"i am so spliced"
"spliced % undefined"

spliced by Senor DeHou May 13, 2005

Spliced 

An Obscure, Hilarious, Creative Teletoon cartoon about A Doctor creating mutants in an Island, then got arrested for doing so, and now all of the Mutants make their own society, Followed up by creative and crazy Episodes.

Person 1: I wonder if anyone has heard of The Show, Spliced.
Person 2: I think I used to watch that show as a kid. It was Pretty good!
Person 3: I've never heard of it before.

Spliced by Sh_im_anon April 16, 2022

spliced fart 

A.k.a. "piggybank" or "cumulonimbus" fart. this uniquely-impressive anal-based audio-delight consists of a number of much-smaller farts that have been carefully "layered" or "stockpiled" inside Uranus, so that they create a single but super-humongous "eruption" whenever it is that you do decide to "let loose".

There are a number of reasons that one might create a spliced fart --- maybe you don't really produce all that much gas, and so you wanna really "make it count" on those comparatively-rare occasions when you do. Or perhaps you are a bit concerned about a certain place you are going and/or someone you are having to meet, and so you wanna "bring along a little spare ammo" just in case.

spliced fart by QuacksO November 21, 2018

Splicer 

Someone who modifies thier genetic code through the use of plasmids.Will do anything for just a little bit of ADAM,the genetic material the everybody wants,and everybody needs.

"We can't be havin' splicers now,can we"
-Atlas

Splicer by Razastyle_blah August 12, 2008