Splerg 

Meaning to ejaculate

Dude, last night i accidently splerged all over my sheets.

Splerg by Jheilman July 3, 2005

Splerg 

Usually used to describe a Mexican that is super cool, super funny, and super attractive to all women. Especially to hot moms. Also they tend to hate it when dumbasses can't pronounce his name. (Splurge)

Man, that guy Splerg is fucking cool! I wish I was him, he just stole my girlfriend Megan Fox from me.

Splerg by iSplerg xX June 29, 2009

Spleringe 

A needle shaped dick that is exceedingly skinny. So skinny in fact that it is capable of discharging in ears and nostrils without being detected.

Yeah bro we gotta kick this guys ass, he totally assaulted us on that camping trip with his little tiny spleringe.

Spleringe by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

alt-sperg 

A person who falsely labels someone alt-right when they don't know what it means, will lie and smear without evidence, will ignore counter arguments. Probably lives with their mom. Smell like an alcoholics carpet

The mainstream media are alt-sperg

alt-sperg by Killmenow724 August 18, 2018

splerv dervish 

a fat cone spliff (marijuana and tobacco). The thing about a splerv dervish is it has to be smoked by a couple of fucks.

"i want hot fresh donuts for my babyfat, and some splerv dervish to go with my taint"

splerv dervish by ausm Bullocks August 17, 2011

sperg out 

To reveal the depth of a nerdy, trivia-centered hobby or obsession in an emotional way. This includes debating with other nerds about tiny minutiae and becoming agitated in the process. Most internet forums and wikis could not survive without people sperging out all over the place.

'Sperg' comes from Asperger's Syndome, an autism-spectrum disorder that can manifest itself in obsessive behaviour, and which is commonly self-diagnosed by spergin' nerds who can't otherwise explain away their broken personalities.

Todd sperged out on a massive scale, writing a seventy-page Wookieepedia entry about lightsabers all by himself. The writer of this UrbanDictionary entry sperged out by writing a definition of 'sperg out'.

sperg out by Assburgerz December 14, 2009

Spergy

Used to describe an individual as socially unaware, or inept.

Just to the right of being incapable of social interaction. Tolerable, if you have sympathy for their lack of understanding.

Origin: A play off of Asberger's Syndrome. A functional portion of the Autistic Spectrum. Often those who use the word "Spergy" have more sensitivity than people who use the term "retarded" to describe the socially inept.

"What the hell did he just say?!"
"Hey, calm down, He's a little spergy"
"Oh, thanks. I just about lost my cool"

"Does he even realize she's not into men?"
"Don't bother, he's a total sperge"

Spergy by venderofgoods October 3, 2011