A beautiful man with a luscious beard who will rule the galaxy within the next three years. By using his world history knowledge and Thriller-esque dance moves, no one will be able to stop the ALLRIIIIIIGGGHTT Awesomeness.
Guy 1: Dude, I used to be straight, but after seeing Morford I turned gay.
Guy 2: Same, he's just so beautiful.
Guy 2: Same, he's just so beautiful.
by Daddy Riedel March 8, 2018
a boy that is trades in fifa for pro evolution soccer, He is very law obiding and does not like to social very often. A morford tends to stay at home and look after ones reproductive organs.
by Jack gregory smith November 8, 2006
A seemingly plausible statistic provided without reference to official sources to support one's position while in conversation.
by Resistingfanatic April 10, 2020
by Mphipps ibca March 26, 2018