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The process in which one hides in close proximity while their friend is masturbating and then when they climax the person comes out and throws the cum rag in their face
I was yanking it on the kitchen table when suddenly my roomate hopped out of the refridgerator and splatterjacked me!
by Kurtzkurtz11 January 13, 2012

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