splash mountain

When a woman is giving a man a blow-job on the tiolet (AKA Blumpkin), the man's poop causes the toilet water to splash into the woman's face.
I had to poop so bad I turned a blumpkin into a splash mountain.
by Kane October 07, 2004
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Splash Mountain

When a girl squirts in your face and you take a picture with the flash on as it happens.
I was trying to take a pic with the flash on while eating my girl out and she squirted everywhere; it was a total splash mountain.
by September 07, 2020
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Splash Mountain

When the shit in the porta potty becomes a mountain and the water splashes your ass
by Construction workers May 01, 2020
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Splash Mountain:
When you are fucking someone doggy style, pull out, and nut down their butt crack starting from the top.
Right as the nut reaches their booty hole you put your face next to their ass and clap their cheeks together causing a cum explosion similar to that of the ride "Splash Mountain" at the theme park known as "Disneyland".
"Bro Jessica let me go to Splash Mountain last night it was my first time. She even setup the camera for a picture just like the ride at Disneyland. Wanna see it?"
by greatwampa December 10, 2024
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