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Splargle 

1. When somebody replaces your mouthwash with clove or castor oil, and you attempt to gargle it and end up splatting the bathroom mirror.

2. Cheap mouthwash that causes splargling.
1. By the sound of it Andrey's just splargled.

2. I tried to buy decent mouthwash but they only had splargle.
Splargle by Steve November 19, 2003
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Splargle 

Verb: When one or more individuals take one or more full load(s) of ejaculate into their mouth(s), then gargle it, often passing the resultant saliva/semen picture between multiple splarglers for further processing.

Etymology is an amalgam of "Splooge" and "Gargle".
Amber splargled my load with my buddy's load, co-mingling them at the back of her throat, before allowing the splargle to slough out of her mouth and down her chin and onto her cigarette-burned tits. Staci then slurped up the splargle and began aggressively splargling it herself, working up to a bubbling, foaming mess.
Splargle by SPLARGLE PROVIDOOOR February 28, 2023
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splangle 

When something that has happened is bad but too complicated to go over or talk about.
- So what happened last night? You seemed upset about something?
- Yeah, it was a splangle. I'm fine now though.
splangle by Garnierizda May 9, 2021
The amalgam of typos, errors, and syntactical cut ends collecting at the end of a composition or rough outline.
The splarge served as a manic record of softer ideas and errant keystrokes. For some reason he couldn't bring himself to delete the meaningless string.
Splarge by mario_bueller March 29, 2017

Splangledorf

a word with absolutly no meaning, simply made to be thrown in and confuse people.
Spangledorf to you!

Splangledorf?


could you please pass the Spangledorf?
Splangledorf by Redhawk23 August 3, 2006
Guy: So whats up?
Awesome man: Splargen
splargen by SplargenFACE February 1, 2005

splorgledemic 

really really sucky, like big fat pimply man ass
" dude this game is splorgledemic"
splorgledemic by e.k.n June 11, 2005
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