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Splackle

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The build up of crust on the finger due to improper washing after fingerbanging is called Splackle.

The actual performing of the act in progress drops the "e" and adds an "ing," creating the word Splacking.

Synonyms: Harmonica Fingers, The Abe Lincoln, Uteran Cuticles, Birth
Used properly in a sentence: Thy fingers penetrated her frothy beef-mantle before passing out. Upon awaking the neUsed properly in a sentence: Thy fingers penetrated her frothy beef-mantle before passing out. Upon awaking the next morning, the excess Splackle around my anterior knuckle reminded me of how distasteful the sea-donkey of a whore was.xt morning, the excess Splackle around my anterior knuckle reminded me of how distasteful the sea-donkey of a whore was.
by Yep, It's Brian! January 4, 2009
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cum in said significant others ass and then have them fart in your face
i got shitfaced last night then she/he gave me the cincinnati spackler
by mypssy August 11, 2010
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Seminal fluid that one has stored (usually jarred/canned) for use as a lubricant during sexual intercourse at a later time.
Jimmy dipped the bologna pony into the luke-warm jar of spackle jack before thunder fucking Todd's b-hole
by maMFz11 January 15, 2019
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Spooge-spackled

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When someone has every orifice, hole, crack and crease in/on their body filled with semen. Generally in reference to a megawhore, super slut or uberskank.
My neighbor is a true multi-tasker. She'll take it everywhere and from everybody. That girl leaves no hole unfilled. She's spooge-spackled up to her eyelids!!

Make sure to fill in every hole in his body. This boy needs to be spooge-spackled before the night is through...

That girl is a spooge-spackled princess aint she?
by MidCenturyMr February 4, 2010
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Shit Spackle

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This is the shit that is caked onto different areas of the toilet and won't wash away after some lard ass releases a gas packed diarrhea load!
Every time that fatass uses our restroom, there's shit spackle in there for days
by Ed Bodine March 22, 2004
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A hit spit spackle is when you are going to violently hit someone till they can barely see there mother it is also a very dangerous threat
Person: *being annoying*. You:I’m gonna hit spit spackle you.
by Trap master February 8, 2021
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blowing spackle

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aggressively violent diarrhea
The day old Chili Caused such a stomach ache I spent the whole night blowing spackle all over the toilet.
by marble_player December 4, 2010
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