Spizzerinctum

When at a party, and one falls asleep with their shoes, rather than t-bagging the person to ejaculate ontop of them.

Dude, that kid shouldn't have fallen asleep. Now, he's gonna get spizzerinctumed.

by Tor. November 29, 2009

Spizzerinctum

The gelatinous goo that involuntarily seeps from the rectum

Doc, I’ve got this problem. My asshole keeps leaking.
Ah that’s just a spizzerinctum!

by Merperdur November 26, 2020